The ongoing adventures of a hapless singer/songwriter. Vol. 1. Episode 2.
'EARL THE SQUIRREL' page 4
Hmmm... 'Killer's' got a nice ring to it.
O.K. 'Killer' I'm done here. Meet me below. I need your sage advise on a sensitive matter.
Go ahead, Dean, spill it. What's the matter? Problems in the bedroom? I'm an expert in that department. Just bite her on the back of the neck. Chicks dig that stuff.
Thanks for that helpful tidbit. No, it's that damn mouse. He's still living in my right studio speaker. I'm afraid he's gonna eat right thru the 'woofer' one of these days.
I was thinking, you being a fellow rodent, you know, a distant cousin and all... you might have a helpful suggestion as to how to get him outta there. Any ideas?
First of all, watch who you're calling rodent, bucktooth boy. And second of all, when did you become Donald Trump, all of a sudden? Next thing, you're gonna be trying to evict me from this treehouse.
Just try it, buddy. I'll have the NY State Wildlife Protection Society on your ass so quick, you'll think you sat in a nest of starving fire ants!