The ongoing adventures of a hapless singer/songwriter. Vol. 1. Episode 2.
'EARL THE SQUIRREL' page 8
Such as..?
You know, the simple things in life, the basics: Lots of sex, good weed and a tree trunk filled with acorns.
I can't argue with that, Earl. Well, except for maybe the bit about the acorns.
Hey, look at me. I'm a 'squirreling dervish'! Oh, I feel a song coming on...
Oooooo...
I'm Earl the Squirrel.
I like
to whirl and twirl.
My
daddy was a drunk.
My
mommy was a call girl.
I
live inside a tree trunk.
My next door neighbor
is a skunk...