The ongoing adventures of a hapless singer/songwriter. Vol. 1. Episode 3.
'SQUIRREL HEAVEN' page 5
Gee... I don't know. I'm used to a certain standard of living... creature comforts and all. And, well, frankly, you guys seem kinda economically challenged, if you know what I mean.
I don't see no satellite dish on the roof. Do you even have cable? And what about the internet? You got broadband or you still surfing in the stone-age with dial-up?
Well, you're right, we're not rich...
Duh!
But we do have cable TV and DSL for the internet. So whaddaya say?
Well... O.K. Just so long as you don't plan on conducting any weird medical experiments on me. I've heard plenty of crazy stories about you humans...
Deal. No weird medical experiments.
Fine. Now would you do something about this strange looking cat? She's freaking me out!
She likes you, Earl. She's just being affectionate.
I know, I know. It's a curse. Women just can't seem to keep their paws off me. It's just something I've learned to live with.