The ongoing adventures of a hapless singer/songwriter. Vol. 1. Episode 3.
'SQUIRREL HEAVEN' page 2
Vital signs look good. Pulse strong, open airways. C'mon, Earl, wake up.
There, he's opening his eyes. Are you O.K, li'l guy? Say something, Earl.
Unnnnhh... (blink, blink). Hey, babe, nice knockers! Oooo... my head!
Well, well, it looks like our 'flying' squirrel is going to make it. I'm just going to check him over.
Hey li'l buddy, you gave us quite a scare, there.
No broken bones, as far as I can tell. A few scrapes and bruises and it looks like he's sprained his arm and tail. I'm just going to bandage him up.