The ongoing adventures of a hapless singer/songwriter. Vol. 1. Episode 3.
'SQUIRREL HEAVEN' page 4
Relax, Earl. That's just Bitty and Sunny. But, don't worry, they'll leave you alone.
Hey, I'm not worried, toots. I'm one dangerous customer. I just didn't want to get their blood all over your kitchen floor.
Oh, great, another one. (whisper: Uh... listen, hon'. I don't mean to be rude, but, that's one ugly cat you got there.)
Earl, meet Amelia. She's not a cat, she's a Capuchin monkey. She lives with us too.
Yeah, whatever. She's still ain't gonna win no beauty contest.
I'm glad to see you're feeling better, Earl.
Sure, sure. So, what does a fella gotta do to get a drink around here?
Here you go. This should wet your whistle. So, Earl, I really think you oughta stay with us for a few days while you rest up? Waddaya say?